What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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