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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

hard cheese

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

who is awesome? no one...

A midget walked under a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse