What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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eh

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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