What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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