- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Punching a baby

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

A midget walked under a bar.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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