What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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well now

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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