- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did Washington say to California? WC

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

A man goes to the potty.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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