- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

roses are red. violets are violet...

5 people are walking

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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