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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Turkey Balls

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

women's rights, lol

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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