Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Tim and Eric

Cheese

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Dumb

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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