- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

I shot a bitch.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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