- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Because she has down's syndrome

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Please? No.

bryden is a faggot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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