what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Asians

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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