- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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