- Anti Joke

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle