why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what's worse then a blowjob?

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