When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

cats are pussies

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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