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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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