- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

I'm hungry.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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