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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Alex Gedrose.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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