- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Rebecca Black.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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