- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Women's Rights.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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