What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Lets go Yankees

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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