kesha is a virgin.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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