- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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