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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Once upon a time, The end.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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