- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

roses are red violets are blue

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

gay pom...

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Netflix and chill

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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