What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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