- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Homonyms should be band.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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