- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Title IX

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's two plus two? Window

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats brown a sticky, shit

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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