- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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