Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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