- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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