- Anti Joke

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar