- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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