Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Catholicism.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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baloney sandwich

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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