- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Your Mother

my whole life!

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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