A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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