Chinese men having large penis.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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