What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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your mom died.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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