Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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