- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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