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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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