- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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