Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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watch me nae nae

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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women sports....

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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