- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

I am very humble.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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