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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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