- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

CAVE JOHNSON.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

No thank you, I don't like violence

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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