Who wants $300? Me too.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A Pakistani news reader.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

mental kid

hey, my names mark.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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