- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What can fly? Lots of things

Kys

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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