What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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world society

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Dislike this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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