Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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pudding

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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