What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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eh

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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