There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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