- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Whats green? The color green.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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