Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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sorry got to poo

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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