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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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