- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

WOMENS RIGHTS

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

womens rights

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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