- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Knock knock Get off my porch.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

David Cameron

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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