Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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