What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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