- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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