Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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