- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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