why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Black...

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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