If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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William wright is Gay

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Take wrong turns

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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