Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Set up Punch line.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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