- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Your face

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whose your daddy? Not me

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