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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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