- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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