- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

have you ever had african food? neither have they

I'm hungry.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Refrigerator

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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