- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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