- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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