- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

your life

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Elizabeth Warren

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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