Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Like this joke, bitch.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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3 like an eel

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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